Training my dishwasher

After seeing what Philae could perform on 67P I’ve come to thinking that my dishwasher, with it’s similar size and higher weight to Philae, should be capable of doing some more impressive stuff than humming over our dirty plates.

There is loads of advice on training of dogs out there, and they are all about challenges, rewards, and relaxing between the hurdles. I don’t know anyone from the Philae and Rosetta team personally, so I can only assume this is the approach they went with.

I’m putting my phone and some hinge oil in there. Call me when you’re done.

Please comment and give me feedback!